i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
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She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
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I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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