Whod you bang
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
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we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
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Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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