i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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