school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(