bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Come see our sink grown plant.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
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Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
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I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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