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• (848): View more from New Jersey

  I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'

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  what was i wearing?

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  nothing

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.

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• (914): View more from New York

  How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.

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• (281): View more from Texas

  We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?

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  Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.

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