He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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