Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
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