it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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