called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
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He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
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He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
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