i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
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I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
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Use "feeling words"
Yay
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
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