did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
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