Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
im holly from the hills drunk
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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