Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
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the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
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That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
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