Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
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i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
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That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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