No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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