So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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