So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
so let's talk penis.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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