I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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