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I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...

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(713): I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way... http://tfl.nu/0604

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Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.

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(650): Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart. http://tfl.nu/8dw8

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I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.

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(402): I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying. http://tfl.nu/o8p1

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If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.

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(716): If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex. http://tfl.nu/vi35

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(440): View more from Ohio

Hippo gnu deer

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(440): Hippo gnu deer http://tfl.nu/wuid

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Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add

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(608): Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add http://tfl.nu/yo24

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(440): View more from Ohio

Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.

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(440): Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways. http://tfl.nu/jmoy

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(518): View more from New York

Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.

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(518): Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs. http://tfl.nu/lvji

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WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.

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(563): WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE. http://tfl.nu/f0cz

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I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.

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Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.

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(312): I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks. (224): Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however. http://tfl.nu/lo15

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Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING

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(209): Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING http://tfl.nu/zpal

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I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.

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(517): I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish. http://tfl.nu/ztbe

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About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back

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(778): About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back http://tfl.nu/4ess

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(309): View more from Illinois

Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.

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(309): Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar. http://tfl.nu/gdjb

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(574): View more from Indiana

I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.

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(574): I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me. http://tfl.nu/0sn3

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