I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
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If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
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I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..