how can u be prego again
im drinking this country out of the recession.
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk