Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
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he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
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Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
did you just send me my own nude
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts