Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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