Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
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