I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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