i may or may not be watching the land before time
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Someone shattered a urinal.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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