She's JV to your varsity
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
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I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
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Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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