I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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