I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
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