yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
foreskin is a definite game changer
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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