Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
how do flat chested girls get laid?
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Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
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My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.