Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
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I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
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You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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