In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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