Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
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I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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