butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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