Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
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Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
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Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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