Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
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