Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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