I want to have your abortion
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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