: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
do herpes really smell.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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