i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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