my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
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He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
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Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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