it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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