covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
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