i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
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No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
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I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
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I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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