i cant cry in cvs. not again.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
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Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
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That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
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She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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