Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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