just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
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he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
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I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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