best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
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her facebook's as public as her vagina
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
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I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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