My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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