porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
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My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
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OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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