There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
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