I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
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