420 ftw
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
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No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
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He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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