A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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