So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
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"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
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yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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