I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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